Now.. if you’re going to have the cops called to your house for a Domestic Dispute (that is the politically correct term for it now isn’t it?) make sure you do it right… take for example these folks.

There argument probably started like any other.. not enough money, not enough sex, your sleeping with my sister.. you know, that kind of thing. Not satisfied with just calling each other names, they started throwing stuff… like knives. When that didn’t satisfy them, they started shooting at each other (apparently, neither is a good shot)..after that proved unsuccessful in ending the argument.. they started throwing home-made bombs at each other… and blew up their house.

Now THAT is how you have a fight with your spouse!

My favorite quote from the article:

Mr Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Ms Contreras said said she was only sorry she had not “hacked off his manhood” during the fight.