So, apparently, May is National Masturbation Month…

Which is fine..I mean..everything else gets its own month..why not Masturbation?

I just have two questions…

1 – Who decides what month is National XXXX month…

2 – What the hell were they thinking picking May? I mean.. if there are two things that DO NOT belong together…Its Masturbation and… Mom…

really..couldn’t they have picked whatever month has Secretary’s day in it? or maybe run it the same month as “Porn Actress appreciation month”? At least then it would have made sense…