I haven’t even been back from Vegas for a month yet.. and then I see this. I mean.. how fair is that? They couldn’t have put those out a month ago when I was in Vegas? Now I have to plan another vacation just so I can go play the Star Wars slots……

Shane Nickerson (hollywood guy..currently working with Cameron Diaz on her new show Trippin’) had a recent entry in his Blog, about the National Enquirer showing up on his doorstep with ‘photographic’ proof he was having an affair with Cameron. Go read the entry…its actually a fun, entertaining read (I particularly enjoyed Wil Wheaton’s response)

Based on what’s in the entry, and knowing how tabloids are..I’m inclined to agree that the affair is just bullshit… I just want to know why I never get accused of sleeping with someone famous?

Hey.. Enquirer, Star.. and whatever other tabloids are out there.. I’m sleeping with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Keira Knightly, Natalie Portman, ummmm…. Julia Roberts… ummm… the chick that plays T’Pol on Star Trek: Enterprise.. Jorja Fox, Angelina Jolie, Amanda Tapping, Amy Allen, and I think thats it.. really.. I am.. we have giant slumber parties every weekend..

But do me a favor.. confront me at work… Janice doesn’t know about the affairs =)

(you think they’ll believe me and come confront me with photographic evidence now?)