So, I’m at little bored right now..but still to awake from getting off work to go to sleep.. so I thought, instead of actually doing something productive like packing so we could move…that I’d take a peak and see what kind of search queries were leading people to my Blog.

Here are some of the search queries bringing people here, and, of course, some sort of smart ass comment to go with them!

1 – “Motorola v551 and iSync” (in several various forms, this is the most popular search query bringing people here)

So, for everyone looking for this info… iSync 2.0 (the version that ships with Tiger, and make sure you get the 10.4.1 update…you’ll be fine)

2 – “Weblog Masturbation” – Umm… I’m not sure if these people were looking for a how-to guide, pictures, or what…chances are..they didn’t find what they were looking for here…

3 – “buy.com sucks” – Yes..they still do… so everyone should not shop there!

4 – “pregnancy chances makeup sex” – Makeup sex will definitely increase your chances of pregnancy… but, then again, so does non-makeup sex! if you’re looking for actual odds.. lets say that you have a 50% chance of getting pregnant during makeup sex

5 – “TSA fondle” – Umm.. were you looking to get fondled by the TSA? or just find out if they really were doing the fondling? If its the first, sorry..can’t help you there..don’t work for TSA… if its the latter..yes. the TSA was fondling and groping people all in the name of ‘security’

6 – “Tepper Circus Family” — All I can say to this one is yes… sometimes, this family is like a circus..only without the Elephants..

7 – “Install Movable Type GoDaddy” – Unless GoDaddy has changed their screwy server setup since I switched to Dreamhost.. I’ve got just one word of advice for this query… “Don’t”.

And my personal favorite:

“cartoonnetwork naked” This only showed up once..but.. I can’t help but wonder if this person was looking for other people watching cartoonnetwork naked…or actually thought that the cartoonnetwork would be airing Anime Porn? (Here’s a hint..Kids watch that channel…which means that the amount of Porn..animated or otherwise, will be very minimal!)

I think I’ll make a point of looking at the search queries more often… its entertaining