These ladies are probably soon going to fall for a email from someone in Nigeria telling them that a rich, distant relative died, and for only 100,000 dollars, they can have the sum of 150 million sent to them via western union…

In case you’re not sure what I’m talking about (and really, why would you be?) I’m referring to the two idiots in Florida (of course) that let someone claiming to be a Dr come into their house, get them undresses, and fondle them by saying he was giving out free breast exams.

From the article:

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

uh yeah… dumbass.. you don’t think maybe you should have been suspicious when he said he was a Dr, doing something for free, and not at the hospital or his office? did you even ask to see his ID? Probably not..

I’ve got a bridge I’d like to sell you….