She’s a roller.. its official.. she has teased us a few times, but she’s doing it a lot now.. rolling over from front to back, and back to front.. won’t be long now before she figures out she can move by rolling… time to break the baby gates back out…
Monthly Archives: April 2006
Ouch
So..surfing around today at work, I come across this article. Which seems to be a police blotter kinda thing for Lincoln Nebraska.. now, of particular enjoyment to me, was this blurb:
A 38-year-old Lincoln man showed up at BryanLGH Medical Center West on Monday, claiming he had been assaulted last week, police said Tuesday.
The man told hospital staff he was in the area of 28th and P streets Thursday when someone punched him in the head from behind and kicked him when he fell.
He said he temporarily lost consciousness and came to, only to find his pants down to his ankles.
An X-ray at the hospital Monday revealed a 20-ounce soft drink bottle lodged in the man’s lower intestine. He was to have it removed Tuesday.
Now.. don’t you think, that if you were assaulted, and had a plastic pop bottle shoved up your ass, that you might have noticed that something felt… different almost immediately.. I really can’t imagine it taking a week for someone to notice that they were having problems sitting, their ass was sore, and that they felt… full…
Textbook Lessons
So, how come the textbooks when I was in school never had lessons like this in them:
NEW DELHI (Reuters) – A textbook used at schools in the Indian state
of Rajasthan compares housewives to donkeys, and suggests the animals
make better companions as they complain less and are more loyal to
their “masters,” The Times of India reported Tuesday.“A donkey is like a housewife … In fact, the donkey is a shade
better, for while the housewife may sometimes complain and walk off to
her parents’ home, you’ll never catch the donkey being disloyal to his
master,” the newspaper reported, quoting a Hindi-language primer meant
for 14-year-olds.The book was approved by the state’s Hindu nationalist Bharatiya
Janata Party government but has sparked protests from the party’s
women’s wing.State education officials in Rajasthan, a western state known for its
conservative attitude toward women, said people should not be upset by
the comparison, the paper said.“The comparison was made in good humor,” state education official A.R.
Khan was quoted as saying. “However, protests have been taken note of
and the board is in the process of removing it (the reference).”
And no, I can’t tell you where I found it.. since it was forwarded to me… but, it seems like good information to pass along.. remember donkey > wife!
what? No Announcements?
Saturday was Apple’s 30th birthday (Yay Apple whoo-hoo! Happy birthday!)
Despite all the rumors, Apple apparently chose to celebrate its birthday quietly with a few friends or something… because there were no earth shattering announcements..
Revised iPods? Nope
New Macs? Nope
Mac-TiVo? Nope
New Software? Nope
Nothing…nada…zip…zilch… how depressing…
I wonder if anyone got Apple cool gifts for its birthday, since it didn’t give us anything.
The New Must Have!
From the fine people that brought us Caffeinated soap… we now get:
Yes, now whenever you feel a need for a little pick me up… don’t reach for that cup of coffee or that can of Coke.. just pick up your handy inhaler and give yourself a zap!
Note the warning from the page:
Warning: Do not take more than 4 doses in a 24 hour period. Too much caffeine can be fatal. If any abnormal symptoms develop, please consult your doctor. Not to be used by children or pets.
Yeah..its an inhaler.. how the heck is your dog going to use it? No Thumbs! Now, if you have a pet monkey I can see the need for the warning..
Me..I want to see what happens when someone whose Asthmatic grabs for their inhaler and grabs the wrong one!