Being Santa

Apparently being Santa Claus has its good days, where you get a grownup who gives you a little extra something like this guy:

DANBURY, Conn. (AP) – Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice.  A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

And then sometimes.. it just completely  sucks to be Santa…. like when people try and shoot you out of the air like this guy:

Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said on Tuesday.

Stupid Teacher

Sigh… and people wonder why we rate low on worldwide education scores.. you have idiots like this lady.. who call the police, when they hear someone singing a song…

From the article:

 State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

Idiot.. are you seriously that god damn insecure and afraid of the world, that someone singing the lyrics from an 80s song scares you enough to call the police and barricade yourself in a classroom?  How the hell do you even manage to get out of the house in the morning if you are that terrified of the world?

Quit, now.. before you do any further damage to the kids in your school.