Apparently being Santa Claus has its good days, where you get a grownup who gives you a little extra something like this guy:

DANBURY, Conn. (AP) – Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice.  A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

And then sometimes.. it just completely  sucks to be Santa…. like when people try and shoot you out of the air like this guy:

Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said on Tuesday.