Toddler Wisdom 5

“Daddy’s Strange”

I dunno if its really Wisdom.. but..

We took Kael to the park today, and I was playing with him.. at one point, he stood there watching me play on the playground..turned towards Janice and said “Daddy’s strange” and then turned away and was shaking his head!

I was speechless… I couldn’t do anything except start to laugh..

Charleswhere?

This one falls under the ‘oops’ category. It appears FEMA needs to re-learn how to read a map… the latest FEMA flub? Sending 180 refugees (yes.. they are refugees..the dictionary definition for refugee is “One who flees in search of refuge..”) to Charleston West Virginia… the problem with this? They notified people in Charleston SOUTH CAROLINA to be ready for this group of people..

From the CNN article:

“There was a mistake in the system, coming out through FEMA, that we did not receive the aircraft this afternoon. It went to Charleston, West Virginia.”

A line of buses and ambulances idled behind him at Charleston International Airport as he described what happened.

No word yet what happened to the people once they got to the wrong Charleston.. hopefully they at least had some supplies handy…

Toddler Wisdom IV

“Polar Bears Bite”

Janice took Kael to the zoo, the Polar bear cubs were playing with momma bear.. apparently, one of the cubs bit momma.. followed by Kael attempting to reprimand the bear “Don’t Bite!” and momma bear smacking baby bear into the pool. I was relayed this one, as I didn’t get to go to the zoo, because I had to go to work.