“Don’t pee on the floor, pee in the potty”
This nugget of wisdom was uttered by Kael today, while Janice was getting him ready for bed (she’d gotten him bathed, and was getting his pjs ready).
Now while this might initially be seen as good…it wasn’t, you see as Kael was uttering these words of wisdom… he was peeing on the floor in his room!
When asked why he peed on the floor, after just telling himself not to pee on the floor.. he raised his hands (think raising your hands and shrugging for one of those ‘I don’t know moments’) and said “I just peed on the carpet”