So.. I go to work tonight.. and the first thing I’m given from Sarah..is this link. It involves the police arresting a man who chased a few women through a park, while naked and masturbating (the man..the women apparently were fully clothed).

I have a question regarding this quote:

Police arrested a man who they say jumped out from behind a bush, shouted “I’m naked,” and then chased two women down a street.

Umm…if you’re naked when you jump out of the bush..really, what’s the point in having to announce it? Is that incase they weren’t sure if you were really naked? save them from having to think “Hey..I think that guy that just jumped out of the bush, might be naked..I should look again.”

I’m also curious about him chasing them while masturbating (again..he was masturbating, the women? apparently not so much). How fast could he possibly have been running while trying to rub one out? Its not something I’ve ever tried..but something tells me that the guy couldn’t possibly have been setting any records for a 40 yard dash…I would think his run had to have been more of a fast walk…

And at 5:15 in the morning..it had to have been on the chilly side… personally, if I was gonna jump out of a bush and chase someone naked down the street.. I’d do it when it was warmer out.. I’m thinking 80 or 90 degrees is a good temperature for that…