Oh No! The Horror!
Today is Avie Tevanian’s last day at Apple! (For those who have no clue who I’m talking about, he’s the Chief Tech Officer at Apple)
According to the SFGate, he’s leaving to purse “other interests”, like he’s got anything other then the Mac to be interested in…
“We’re trying to be dump trucks, not cheerleaders”
Err.. your guess is as good as mine as to what little nugget of wisdom Kael was trying to impart..I just thought it was funny as hell
“Pee comes from Pemises, and Poop comes from Buttses!”
I got a phone call at work the other night, when I answered, this is what got shouted at me… Apparently, “Puke comes from Mouths” gets randomly screamed out when he says this too..
So there you have it.. if you weren’t sure where Pee and Poop came from, now you know!
Now.. if you’re going to have the cops called to your house for a Domestic Dispute (that is the politically correct term for it now isn’t it?) make sure you do it right… take for example these folks.
There argument probably started like any other.. not enough money, not enough sex, your sleeping with my sister.. you know, that kind of thing. Not satisfied with just calling each other names, they started throwing stuff… like knives. When that didn’t satisfy them, they started shooting at each other (apparently, neither is a good shot)..after that proved unsuccessful in ending the argument.. they started throwing home-made bombs at each other… and blew up their house.
Now THAT is how you have a fight with your spouse!
My favorite quote from the article:
Mr Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Ms Contreras said said she was only sorry she had not “hacked off his manhood” during the fight.
Today, March 14th is steak & BJ day.. (nsfw link) so ladies..take care of your guys! =)
“I don’t want daddy to work at <insert Employer here>”
We were at the park, and I told him I had to leave to go to work.. I got told he didn’t want me to work at my current job. I asked where he wanted me to work. His response? “At home”.
I tried to explain to him that if I was working at home.. chances are I wouldn’t be getting much work done, since I’d want to play with him all the time… didn’t phase him in the slightest.. he still wants me to work from home (which would be nice).. so, anyone know any place thats hiring, to let me “work” at home (and by work.. I mean spend all day playing with the kids)?