“I don’t want daddy to work at <insert Employer here>”

We were at the park, and I told him I had to leave to go to work.. I got told he didn’t want me to work at my current job. I asked where he wanted me to work. His response? “At home”.

I tried to explain to him that if I was working at home.. chances are I wouldn’t be getting much work done, since I’d want to play with him all the time… didn’t phase him in the slightest.. he still wants me to work from home (which would be nice).. so, anyone know any place thats hiring, to let me “work” at home (and by work.. I mean spend all day playing with the kids)?