Marriage contracts

Apparently, these things are all the rage now..

Back in February, I told you about a guy who had written a contract for his wife, that specified little things she had to do (nekkid 20 minutes after the kids went to bed, don’t raise your voice..etc..)

Well.. here’s another one. This one specifies what she has to call him in public and in private, that she must wear whatever he picks out for her, outlines her punishment for mis-behaving… but does give her a ‘safe’ word to use when she doesn’t want to continue doing whatever it is they happen to be doing right then… of course.. he doesn’t have to actually stop.. just pause and consider why she might not want to continue…

Maybe I’ll try and have Janice sign this one… she wouldn’t sign that other one…