Child Birth

So all I hear is how painful childbirth is.. “oh the pain, oh the suffering” and it turns out.. its all a lie!

Your secret is out.. the media has leaked your secret that childbirth, is, in fact orgasmic for y’all.

Here’s the article, so you guys can find whichever girl leaked the truth, ruining centuries of having the “But I went through hours of labor” guilt line, and thank her for ruining it for you.

Here’s my favorite quote from the article:

“All my erogenous zones were stimulated. And I had a definite climax. I was doing the most feminine thing a woman can do and it felt fantastic.”

One thought on “Child Birth”

  1. Yeah…it’s definitely orgasmic to be ripped apart to push watermelon sized bundles out of our bodies.

    Just like it’s orgasmic for you guys to be kicked in the balls (which is a pain nowhere near childbirth).

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