Ok.. This one comes with a picture that might get you in trouble if you look at it at work.. so click read more for the question and picture

Ok, I know previously, when discussing thongs, it was revealed that a properly fitting thong wasn’t that uncomfortable to wear.. I find this picture:

And really, I have to ask.. even if you ignore the hand grabbing the ass, can a thong made out of gold coins be comfortable, even if it is the right size? And really, what would possess someone to wear that? What happens if you go through the metal detector? “Oh, sorry officer.. it must be my underwear setting it off”

And what happens if you’re one of those people who’s skin turns green after being in contact with gold jewelry? Makes for kind of an odd conversation with the Dr wouldn’t you think?

“Hey, Doc.. listen, I got a small problem… my entire genital region.. yeah.. its turned Green.. you think that might be bad?”

“That depends, is it from having unprotected sex?”

“No… I think its from my underwear”

“You’re underwear? how can underwear turn your genitals green? was it made out of Fruit Roll-ups?”

“No… Coins… gold dollar coins…”

“Hmm… maybe you should go to the jewelry store..get a little gold polishing cream, see if that helps.