Or in this case… it kills!

This poor guy will never get a date again. Can you imagine the conversation?

Girl: “So, how come you and your last girlfriend aren’t still together?”

Guy: “Umm.. I killed her”

Girl: “Uhh..I gotta go wash my hair or something”

Now personally, I would think that if your girlfriend was allergic to peanuts… that you would be a little more careful what snacks you were eating around here.. or, at least always have a bottle of mouthwash handy if you just can’t resist the Reese’s Peanut Butter cups (and really, who can resist those.. yummy!)