Japan appears to have come up with a solution to their energy problems.. see, they are asking people to just turn the heat down in their office buildings/homes/etc..

I hear you asking now “But, how will those poor Japanese people stay all warm and toasty this winter if they turn the heat down?” The answer is right here.

Yes, the Japanese have invented a heated bra! No more waking up in the morning, and having to worry about your boobs being cold all day, just throw the pads in the microwave for a few seconds..then throw ’em back in the bra.. and toasty warm breasts..and if they get chilly again? just whip those pads back out.. toss ’em in the microwave in the break room.. and then reinsert! What could be more simple?

Uhh..seriously.. do you girls really worry that much about the temperature of your boobs? First, we had the bikini that was supposed to keep your boobs cold, now we have the bra to keep them warm. If you’re indecisive, do you sew the two together and have one cold boob and one warm boob?

I mean.. c’mon.. I’m a big fan of boobs..but I think its gone a little far when you’re designing special garments to adjust their temperature.. you don’t see air conditioned or heated Men’s underwear now do you?