I tune in the ‘war’ over in the mideast (and I mean, the real war.. the one between Israel and the Hezbolah, not us invading Iraq), occasionally.. to see what’s happening, and if anyone else has decided to try and jump in to the party.

And I see the reports saying that its “unfair” and how Lebanon doesn’t have the same size Army as the Israelis.. and I wonder two things:

1 – Who cares? I don’t recall anyone saying War was supposed to be fair.

2 – Who cares? Israel isn’t fighting Lebanon.. they are fighting the Hezbolah to get their men back.

If Lebanon was really concerned about this.. they would have done two things..

1- Disarmed the Hezbolah back in 2000 like they agreed to as a condition of Israel giving up the “buffer” zone it had carved out of Lebanon…

2- Forced the Hezbolah to give back the two Israeli soldiers when Israel said “Give ’em back, or we’re gonna whoop your ass”

Me… I’m hoping Syria or Iran decides to jump into the mix.. so I can watch the Israelis whoop their butts too!

Of course..if they decide to jump in, we have to jump in, Russia will jump in, Britain will jump in, etc..etc.. world war 3! it’ll be awesome!