Excessive What?

another one of those news stories that can’t possibly be real..

Appears that some strippers in Pasadena were charged with “excessive nudity”.

Huh? how can you be excessively nude.. either you’re nude..or you’re not.  Seems pretty simple to me..or were these strippers taking their skin off, and running around in just their muscles and bones?  Because.. I guess that would be a bit excessive..but really.. I just don’t see that happening…