Daily Archives: August 8, 2005

Presidential Campaign

Filed under Politics

So.. we got to talking about politics at work (we were a little bored.. and we were making fun of the fact that Bush has taken over 300 days of vacation since he took office)

I decided that I could do a better job running the country then our current leadership (and pretty much everyone else in the last decade or so).. so, I’m officially declaring my candidacy for President of the United States for the 2008 election.

No, seriously.. I am.. I even picked a motto on the drive home from work!

“Vote for Me, I suck less then the other guys!”

Since I can’t afford a huge campaign, I’m relying on word of mouth.. so tell everyone you know to put me down as a write in candidate! (let’s all use Dan Tepper … so there is no confusion)

Glad I’m not a locksmith

Filed under Current Events

So, after reading this article, I’m sooooo glad that I’m not a locksmith:

From the article:

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

So.. how do you go two weeks with a padlock around your nuts? I mean.. really.. isn’t that something you would try and take care of as soon as you woke up, and realized your “friend” had padlocked you and took off?