So, after reading this article, I’m sooooo glad that I’m not a locksmith:

From the article:

According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.

So.. how do you go two weeks with a padlock around your nuts? I mean.. really.. isn’t that something you would try and take care of as soon as you woke up, and realized your “friend” had padlocked you and took off?