Holy Crap!

You.. stop what you are doing right now.. and go here. Read the linked entry on some guy’s blog… and commence with laughing and snorting and whatever else it is you do when you’ve just read some of the funniest shit you’ve seen in awhile!

A Brief excerpt:

• f.f.b.c.c.w.: “Sir, I just need to schedule a payment.”
• me: “Schedule it for Friday, then.”
• f.f.b.c.c.w.: “And you’ll be able to pay it by then?”
• me: “Probably not.”
• f.f.b.c.c.w.: “Then can we schedule it for a time when you will?”
• me: “Sure. Schedule it for May 16th, 2010.”
• f.f.b.c.c.w.: “I can’t schedule that far, sir.
• “me: “Friday, then.”
• f.f.b.c.c.w.: “But you’ve already said you won’t be making a payment then.”
• me: “I won’t, but some other account representative will be on duty then, so it’ll be their problem.”

Ya gotta love seeing someone screw with Bill collector’s.. uhh.. I guess.. that is unless you happen to be a bill collector.. then you probably hate it unless its really funny, and not you that’s being screwed with